Your only source for real marijuana delivered in the mail to your door anywhere in Canada.
SORRY–WE DO NOT SERVE ANY OTHER COUNTRY! CANADIANS LIVING IN CANADA ONLY!!!
What is Mail Order Marijuana?
What is a mail order marijuana service anyway, and why is it way better then purchasing marijuana off the streets? Ordering marijuana by mail has been around for over a decade in Canada. Yes, its been a pretty tightly held secret until the Silk Road was busted and bitcoin went crazy. The bust of the silk road was publicised and their for I truly believe it was an effort to get rid of street dealing low life’s and put the control into the purchasers hands for the first time.
One of the best things to hit this country in a long time is mail order marijuana services like McChronald’s who strive every day to have the best quality product that is humanly possible to produce and provide it to any Canadian who fits the description of a good customer.
If you make an order from any other country, chances are you will not receive it. It will be setting here waiting for you to become a Canadian
INSIDE CANADA ONLY!!!
NO USA, IRELAND, BRITTAN, ENGLAND, AND EVERY OTHER COUNTRY THAT TRIES TO ORDER!
Someone is sending it to you guys though because I saw it on the Border Security TV Show. I swear they started that just to show Canadians, especially Vancouverites how to get away with sending stuff over seas lol! Give that a LMFAO!
BUT IT AIN’T ME SO DON’T WAIST MY TIME OK!!!!
That’s right! We will actually send you Genuine BC Hydroponics Marijuana, and not some fake “plant matter”!
I’m not sure if you realize this, but over $10 million dollars of weed is shipped out of BC every month. Most of this is done by gangs who have no value for human life, but the funny thing is that 65% of it gets sent out in the mail. YEP, THE FREAKIN’ MAIL! Can you believe that? Some of these crazy people even ship it internationally in the mail. That ain’t my gig, though. I’m not into gangs at all. I’m completely SOLO.
In fact, the only reason I’ve started this is because most of you do not want to deal with some drug dealing low-life whom you do not know or trust. With this kind of person, you never know what you’re getting, and you never know the quality.
With me, you won’t ever need to meet some shady character, or risk getting robbed by some low-life. Your weed will simply be shipped to your door quickly and discreetly.
And why the heck not? Everyone else is selling weed! We just don’t carry guns, hurt people, steal or rob, and most of all–
WE SURE AS HECK ARE NOT ORGANIZED! LOL!
Just don’t get caught growing the shit unless you want a free 6 month stay at the crowbar hotel. God, marijuana should be legalized and taxed so we could all live better lives as a country.
Here’s a little experiment for the Government to do:
Take 100 guys all in their early to late 20s.
Split them into groups of 50, and add 10 girls for each group.
Put 1 group in a bar with all the liquor they want.
Take the other group, give them all the weed they want, and put them in a completely different location. Wait 1 hour–4 drinks later, or 4 tokes later, and see what happens.
The group with the alcohol will be loud and obnoxious. For sure a fight will break out in no time, with bottles smashing and people getting stitches, broken teeth, and hospital bills.
The only fighting from the group smoking weed will be over what toppings will go on the pizzas, and whether they’re getting bread sticks or wings on the side.
So why don’t we switch it up and start supporting the local business, instead of paying for more police to help break up alcohol-fueled fights at every night club in Canada almost every night?
For reasons we don’t need to go into, we can only sell you a maximum of 3.5 grams per week. When you order from McChronalds, you will soon find a discreet envelope in your mailbox. It will contain a pleasant surprise straight from beautiful British Columbia, world famous growers of that ooey-gooey sticky substance we have all been smoking since the beginning of time–good old Tweeds! And the fact you can have a mail order marijuana service that is trustworthy and honest is a huge bonus for every Canadian; no more crap bud from crap people.
We do not sell in volume, and you are limited to 1 purchase per week. We don’t need any feans buying from us. If you smoke more than an ounce a week you are smoking too much lol.
WE DON’T SELL QUANTITY!
*** ATTENTION ***
McChronalds Mail Order Marijuana service has a very strict set of rules to ensure we keep the quality of the customers as high as the quality of our buds. And we don’t want anything other then the best of the best.
THIS SERVICE IS PURELY FOR THOSE OF YOU CANADIANS WHO LIKE TO HAVE A FEW PUFFS HERE AND THERE TO RELAX. IF YOU HAVE MEDICAL ISSUES, I WOULD STRONGLY ADVISE YOU TO SEARCH UP DISPENSARIES IN VANCOUVER. THEY WILL HELP YOU FIND THE RIGHT DOCTOR TO GET YOU A LICENSE TO GROW YOUR OWN POT OR BUY MASS QUANTITIES. YOU WILL HAVE TO HAVE A VALID ILLNESS TO GET A LICENSE.
BC’s #1 export for the past 40-plus years has been Marijuana. No matter where you go in Canada, you will always hear about how great BC weed is. And it’s because we take so much pride and care in making sure we produce the highest grade and best quality product without doing something to it to increase its weight or make it more potent with chemicals. I can’t understand why someone would ruin a good flower by spraying it down or feeding it excessive amounts of chemicals.
HAVE YOU EVER GOT A BURNT LIP
FROM SMOKING A JOINT WHEN IT WASN’T EVEN A ROACH YET?
Reason: It contained chemicals and salts– “Plant Food”–that was still present in the bud/flower and plant matter. Smoking these toxic chemicals causes black ash. This ash is very distinctive, and extremely harmful to your health.
The reason this happens is because of pure inexperience or stupidity. You actually get less weed than you paid for, because when it is dosed with chemicals at such a high concentration, the chemicals stay in the plant matter–“bud”/weed/pot” etc.
Our weed is pure 100% AAA BC grown. It contains no chemicals and is cured for 2 weeks after drying to give it a nice burn and optimize its flavor. Its professionally sealed for shipment in the mail and will not smell in any way :).
BC is one of the only places in the world that takes this kind of care in their buds like this and is why we offer a mail order marijuana service to professional Canadians; why should you be left out of what BC’s smoking?
You will find many websites on google by searching for the term mail order marijuana but one thing you will not find is a person you can contact. I have dedicated myself to ensuring I make my self available when ever possible. I want all my customers to feel safe, comfortable, and well taken care of.
Their are 2 other mail order marijuana websites besides me that are considered respected in this industry. Both of them have had numerous infractions for steeling money from customers both in Canada and the USA. This is simply unscrupulous and more criminal then selling the goods in the first place. You will not find 1 solid piece of evidence that i have ever done anyone wrong because I haven’t.
Ill be honest, their have been times when my temper got the best of me and may have blackballed customers for basic errors like forgetting to send their address with their order, sending their address but no postal code, or missing the city or province. Yep, ive x’d out many people for that simply because it was a pattern, and they didn’t seam to care and also caught me on a bad day. So the best thing to do if you want to become a customer and ensure you always send you order in right is to use the new shopping cart. If you use that to produce your orders they will always come out on my side perfectly as the form will only let you produce a perfect order and not allow you to leave anything out. So get crackin, and try out Canada’s leading mail order marijuana service today!