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10 Things Only Pot Smokers Know

Things Pot Smokers Know

Things pot smokers know are looked at as weird by those of you who have never toked.  Here is a list of the 10 things that only pot smokers could understand. I bet almost all of us have experienced and can relate to these:

The Time warp zone.

10 things only pot smokers know
time

This the feeling you get when you’re in a high and it seems like time is moving so slow.  Like you are doing one thing, then all of a sudden you say to yourself “Oh my gosh. It feels like I’m doing this for hours!”

 That “munchies” hit.
munchies
munchies

You come to this point wherein you want something to eat. It’s not that you’re hungry, but you have this huge appetite to indulge on a bag of chips and a whole bar of chocolate at the same time.  Not just that, it makes you wonder how come, the food you are eating right now just tastes soooo good. It feels like heaven!

Get rid of the smell in your room, BY ALL MEANS.

get rid of smell

Things Pot Smokers Know And You Wont Get

Once you light up a joint, you always have to worry that you need to get rid of the smell right before your housemates get a hold of it. I can even remember having a debate with a friend if it is better to get a candle or an incense before having our pot session at home. Sometimes, you may also end up spraying your own perfume just to get rid of it.

The Need To Watch A Movie

movie marathon

movie marathon

One of the best thing to do late at night after smoking MJ is watching a movie. You tend to be so focused on everything that is happening on that screen like you don’t care about anything else in the world. Just make sure that you are not too stoned that you just end up staring at the t.v without understanding anything or worse, end up sleeping.

The LSS “last song syndrome” mode.

lss mode

 

This is when listening to music feels so better that the lyrics of the song kept on lingering in your ears. Well, any sound or word you hear will eventually remain in your system that you can even hear it echoing.

Things Baby Pot Smokers Know
Red Eye Syndrome, Fn Baked

i'm tired

i’m tired

I know I’m in a good high when my eyes get sleepy and I find it so comfortable wearing sunglasses. Some will have red eyes too, so they need to have their eye drops ready.

Dang it, i forgot again.

things pot smokers know

This is being torn with what you need to do and what you want to do. LOL. Just kidding. But admit it, when you’re stoned, you sometimes tend to forget things that you are supposed to do. My boss once forgot that he is supposed to pick me up somewhere, when he just called me like 5 mins earlier. Then he said…

I’m sorry, I’m so high!”, I just blurted out “OK!” which means I fully understand! I do the same thing at about anything that I’m holding, the next minute, I was looking for it and I can’t remember where I put it!

It makes you wonder why something is so funny.

makes you look dumb

laugh

When you’re in a high, there is no bad or corny joke ever! You tend to laugh at any simple funny story. Sometimes, you even laugh your ass out about any funny thing that simply pops out of your mind.

The never ending search for the lighter!

 

waisting money

lighter please

Now, all smokers experience this. You will wonder which is better, having a joint to light without a lighter, or you seeing a bunch of lighters everywhere but you don’t have anything to smoke? Which will piss you off in the end asking,” Where the hell are these lighters gone?”

Cough, cough, cough!

cough your lungs out

Please Just Cough Things Post Smokers Know

I believe almost all of us have experienced that sometimes never ending and uncontrollable coughing after spiffing a toke. You may end up feeling like your throat is super dry, this is also called having cottonmouth. The best way is to chug up a big glass of ice cold water. Whew, that feeling is so refreshing after!

Indica Vs Sativa

Indica Vs Sativa The Difference Between the Two Cannabis Plants

We sometimes receive calls that will ask about what type of weed should they order?  Customers want to know what the pros and cons are with marijuana Indica Vs Sativa. The answer would be depending of what kind of effect you want to experience when you smoke weed. We usually have a variety of Sativas and Indicas available on our web site. So you will ask, what is Sativa and Indica?

Today’s article will let us distinguish the difference between an indica and sativa type of weed.

To start, indica and sativa are the two major types of cannabis plants. When the two types are mixed, a “hybrid” type is formed and each types has different effects on body and mind.

LOOK and TASTE

Indica typically grow shot and wide while Sativa grow tall and thin. Indica plants are better grown indoor because they grow short and Sativa are better grown outdoor because it can get as high as 25 ft. in height. Indica’s flowering time is shorter, about 8-12 weeks while sativa’s will take about 10-16 weeks to grow.

indica vs sativa

Indicas have fat fan leaves, where each leaf segment nearly touches each other or even overlaps a little. Sativa leaves look more like thin little fingers.

In terms of taste, Indicas are sweet and fruity while sativas are earthy and piny.

Buds:

buds
buds

The dried buds are are a little bit more difficult to differentiate because they might look like hybrids but once you know the basic features of each type, in a way, you can make an educated guess as to whether or not your strain is indica or sativa dominant.

Sativa’s buds are usually long, less dense, wispy bud or fluffy, often with red or orange coloring and have a sweeter or lighter aroma.

Indica’s buds are short, heavy, compact and dense, often purple coloring and have thick pungent aroma.

 

GEOGRAPHIC ORIGIN

origin
origin

Most indica strains originated from the Hindu Kush region of the Middle East like Turkey, Morocco and Afghanistan while most sativa strains originated from those countries near the equator like Colombia, Mexico, Thailand and Southeast Asia.

It makes sense when you want to distinguish each strain when it comes to the name of the weed. Indicas usually have Kush at the end while sativas have Haze.

 

EFFECTS

effects of sativa vs indica
effects of sativa vs indica

 

Indica:

  1. Relieves body pain.
  2. Relaxes muscles.
  3. Alleviates spasms and seizures.
  4. Good for headaches and migraines.
  5. Manages anxiety or stress.

You will feel relaxed and tired that you would want to go to bed and sleep when you take indica strains that is why it is best to smoke this at night or later in the evening or at anytime you wish to sleep.

 

Sativa:

  1. Feeling at ease.
  2. Up-lifting and cerebral thought.
  3. Stimulates and energizes.
  4. Increases focus and creativity.
  5. Fights depression.

You will feel cerebral high when smoking sativa strains that makes this a good choice to smoke at daytime. You will feel more energetic and creative that is why this strain is more preferred by artists.

 

Next time you place an order, you now have an overview of what each type of strain you want. So goo ahead, what are you waiting for? Subscribe now and make a quick pick!!!

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Why buy weed online ?

Why buy weed online?

Here are some good reasons as to why you should delete your street dealer’s number, and buy weed online instead!

buying weed online is not something that everyone knows is an option, and is maybe thought of as a scam ? well its not! buying weed online is the farthest thing from a scam     (unless the company you are using is a non professional business and is a total rip off.  Its very unfortunate that there are companies like that out there.)

when you buy weed online from our company you may notice our prices are a little higher then the street prices some of you are used to paying. With that being said , the convenience and reliability of our service as well as our fast delivery times and quality of our products, the prices speaks for its self.

Before you can become a Ronald Mcchronald customer you will have to complete a short but necessary telephone consultation. The Telephone consultation is required to conform that you are not a minor ( over the age of 21)

We also provide customers with monthly emails that contain our latest deals and product discounts. Each product we have available is posted with images. we try to always provide customers with a large variety or different strains to choose from.

for every product you purchase you earn a weed point!

whats a weed point ? a weed point is something that is added to your account to provide your purchases with a discount. Each weed point is worth $2.75 and can be redeemed off of your next purchased order.  you can either redeem them each purchase or save them and let them build up! weed points do not expire and you do not have to use them right away

The easiest way to earn weed points is to contribute in the effort to further promote BuyWeedOnline.ca as Canada’s leader in High Grade Recreational Marijuana.  Another easy way to earn weed points is by leaving a review on the product you purchased. each review will value at 1 weed point, and you can only get the weed point for a product you have purchased .

 

http://buyweedonline.ca/

: http://buyweedonline.ca/my-account/

 

 

 

Good Weed Vs Bad Weed

Difference Between Good and Bad Weed (Good Weed Vs Bad Weed)

Let’s face it. When you are a pot smoker, either new or veteran, you always want to buy good quality weed. Quality is always a must and we all know that there is a price to pay for a good quality weed and here at Mc Chronalds this is something that we value. The weed that we sell and give our customers are being selected personally by Ron to ensure that all of you get the quality that you truly deserve.

 

The question is, how can we distinguish the good weed from the bad weed? Here are some pointers to consider when selecting a good quality weed.

  1. Also called as trichome. When you closely look at the weed and you see a lot of crystals in it, then it’s a good sign that the weed is going to give you a pretty high. If you have a grinder, then you can catch the crystals and make sure to never miss it once you roll a joint or whoever way you smoke the weed.

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  2. The buds are not too dry nor too wet.

    A sign of a good weed is that you can feel that it is a little bit sticky when you break it. It should not be too dry that it just crumbles when you break it. On the other side, if your weed is too wet then it is not also a good thing.  You should be able to stretch the weed in the most possible way you can.

  3. Color.

    Good weed should always be green in color with a touch of purple, red or orange hairs in it. BROWN color is a bad weed. Look also for hairs on the buds, a good sign of a Primo weed is that is has a lot of hairs.

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  4. SMELL

    Dank weed usually smells so strong that you could even smell it right from the bag. You might also notice the fruity aroma from those strains like grapefruit or bubble gum. Bad weed smells like dried leaves or sometimes doesn’t have smell at all.

  5.  EXPERIENCE COUNTS

    If you have been smoking weed for some time, then probably you have an idea that the one you have is either good or bad. The more and more you buy, the better are your chances of being a pro when it comes to identifying what is good or not.

     

25 Fascinating Weed Facts

25 Weed Facts

Here are some interesting facts about weed.

  1. It is said that smoking cannabis/pot in your teens leads to lower I.Q, but same effects were not seen on those who started smoking it in their adolescent. (Oh well that is why McChronalds have a 21 yr old and up screening for new subscribers!)
  2. In 2008, a British man was sentenced to four years in jail in Dubai after Customs officers found 0.003 grams (0.0001 ounces) of cannabis in a cigarette stub stuck on the sole of one his shoes. (legalization calls for this)
  3. Cannabis is the largest cash generating crop in the US, exceeding the combined statistics for corn and wheat. (money, money, money!!!)
  4. Though marijuana is still illegal in Australia, there’s a town in New South Wales wherein cannabis is widely sold and grown openly. (there’s always an exception to every rule.)
  5. In Korea, cannabis is very legal that you can see them growing in roadsides, this country even promotes marijuana as a healthier alternative to tobacco. (considering migrating in Korea? for weed? hmmmmm)
  6. The Scooby Doo movie in 2002 was rated PG-13 due to marijuana jokes and a side relationship between Velma and Daphne. (I personally haven’t watched the movie, seems interesting though)
  7. The first e-commerce to take place on the internet was the sale of cannabis. (That’s where interact, PayPal and bitcoin makes sense)
  8. An “official expert” for the US government from 1938-1962 named Dr. Munch testified in court, under oath, that he smoked marijuana and it turned him into bat. (Oh wow! How is that possible? I hope the next time i smoke a joint i will turn into Kirsten Dunst or something, this is ridiculous!)
  9. Medical dispensaries in Colorado outnumbered the Starbucks location with ratio of 3:1. (So they need weed more than coffee)
  10. In the movie Evil Dead, the original script called for the characters to be smoking marijuana when they are first listening to a tape. To make it real, the actors decided to try this but the entire scene has to be later re-shoot because of the actor’s uncontrollable behavior. (There’s always room for improvement.)
  11. Carl Sagan wrote a paper under the pseudonym Mr. X advocating for Marijuana use. His identity as Mr. X was not revealed until after his death. (Why not Mr. M? or Mr. W? Who knows?)
  12. Tupac’s ashes were mixed with marijuana and were smoked by members of his hip-hop group, Outlawz. (This one is the most interesting one I found here.Ok, so I will always remember him this way! They rock! Rest in High!)
  13. Rastafarians are legally allowed to possess marijuana in Italy because they consider it as a sacrament to the religion. (Holy high!)
  14. Marijuana has a more serious effect on teenage girls’ brain than teenage male. (As said, you have to be of legal age.)
  15. During prohibition, Pharmacies sold “Medicinal Whiskey”, much like today’s Medical Marijuana. (Just like feeling drunk when you’re high?)
  16. IN Bhutan, marijuana grows abundantly and is more common than regular grass but people don’t smoke it, instead, they use it to feed the pigs. (Awww, pigs are getting high in Bhutan. I wonder if they get high whenever they eat pork here.)
  17. There are 4 people in the US who not only can get legal marijuana, but the government also sends it to them for free. (Lucky you!)
  18. In 1876, the Sultan of Turkey gave marijuana to the US as a gift. Come 1880, Turkish smoking parlors were opened all over the northeastern US. (They must have loved it!)
  19.  Theoretically, you have to smoke nearly 1,500 pounds of marijuana within 15 minutes to induce a lethal response. (So a joint is safe enough)
  20. Research has found that THC has a growth-inhibiting effect on the cancer cells in liver. (Ooopppsss.. Liver care?)
  21. The word “canvas” is derived from the word “cannabis” because canvas used to be made from hemp fiber. (This is a nice trivia!)
  22. Marijuana seeds are a source of amino acids. They are one of only a handful of substances that man can sustain off indefinitely with no other food and provide all known amino acids. (Hmmmm.. Since amino acids are the building blocks of protein, then might want to consider weed as part of your daily diet.)
  23. The University of Mississippi is the only legal marijuana farm, which operates on behalf of the US government. (One and only huh?)
  24. US, Canadian and Australian consumption of cannabis per capita is more than double that of the Dutch, despite it being legal in Netherlands. (Maybe they need weed advertisements? Lol.. I don’t know.)
  25. Cannabis grew widely in Brooklyn around 1951 before being eradicated by the Sanitation department. (Bad thing, they found out.)

So there you go.. Hope you had fun and learned a lot from today’s article.!!!

25 Kickass and Interesting Facts About Marijuana