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Smoke Weed and Lose Weight

Smoke Weed And Lose Weight

When smoking weed, people are quite curious about the medicinal or recreational thing that could benefit them from smoking it but have you ever wondered if in such a way you would either lose or gain weight from smoking weed?

A recent study by the University of Nebraska, Harvard’s school of Public Health and Beth Israel Deaconess Medical Center indicates that weed smokers, on average, have smaller waists and higher levels of “good cholesterol” than non weed smokers even though they get a “munchies” high. There is still no research that tells what is it about weed that is useful in regulating blood sugar or how it can help accelerates metabolism.

I found this article on the internet that shared a step by step guide on how you could manage your diet while having that indulgent appetite that you get while you’re on munchies.

Follow these steps and then add weed.

1. You can never be too prepared.

Based on pg.217 of the guide ” How to be a Pothead Without Gaining Weight”, ” The key to not eating like a dog with opposable thumbs is to prepare your snacks in advance of getting high. If you buy a crate of bluberries, you will eat that crate, but at least you wont be eating a crate of donuts. Or dipping Milano cookies in peanut butter. Or toasting taco shells, breaking them up, and making nachos out of them. Or eating ramen noodles raw. Or making s’mores and substituting Cool Whip for mashmallows. Or eating a whole bag of marshmallows in one mouthful. That’s dangerous and best reserved for kids on Youtube. Only idiots would pot their marijuana fueled exploits online.”
It is best to buy and stock healthy food in your fridge so when you hit the munchies, all that you’re going to eat would be what is available in your stock.

2.Utilize the extra daylight and warmer weather of summer and be active.

It is also said that getting munchies is very dependent to where and when you smoke it. Summer is a season when you can enjoy being active and getting high. Do activites like going to museums, movies or being on nature. Days smoking is better in that aspect.
This way, you could lose a few more pounds. I also noticed that when I am in a high, I feel more focused in doing my workout and it feels good when you sweat.

3. Get a vaporizer.

When you need to smoke outside, it is best to use a vaporizer so people wouldn’t notice you are lighting a weed.

4. Or just have a baby.

If you can’t get a vaporizer, you my want to have a baby bong so you could have a way to smoke outside.

5. Smoke, then fall immediately asleep.

Sometimes, it a pair of soft pillows would be all you need!

6.Utilize your social anxeity.

This is applicable for people who may be petrified that they might commit an embarrassing social blunder while smoking in a large group. This is beacuse terror and anxeity tend to eradicate hunger by twisting your stomach into knots.

7.Forget all the other advise and eat what you want.

This is the best!

Is is advisable to stay away from meat and seafood. “You really start to think about what you’re eating and how a lot of crustaceans are just bugs of the sea. Also the slipperness of clams and oysters is a total freakout. And because you can never be sure that you won’t get sick, pot’s paranoia will make you think you’re going to get sick. In this way, eating vegetarian is always the way to go when you are high because at the worst what you’ll get is something that is bland. Its unlikely that vegetarian dish will spoil your stomach or give you a piece of gristle to chew on and then send your mind to bemoaning the factory farming industry.”

Yay! So go ahead, light that thing, smoke and enjoy that munchies hit!!!

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