Canadian Marijuana Delivery
Canadian marijuana delivery couldn’t be simpler then picking up your phone and ordering.
Your only source for real weed delivered to your door anywhere in Canada.
SORRY–WE DO NOT SERVE ANY OTHER COUNTRY! CANADIANS LIVING IN CANADA ONLY!!!
If you make an order from any other country, chances are you will not receive it. It will be setting here waiting for you to become a Canadian 🙂
INSIDE CANADA ONLY!!!
NO USA, IRELAND, BRITTAN, ENGLAND, AND EVERY OTHER COUNTRY THAT TRIES TO ORDER!
Someone is sending it to you guys though because I saw it on the Border Security TV Show. I swear they started that just to show Canadians, especially Vancouverites how to get away with sending stuff over seas lol! Give that a LMFAO!
BUT IT AIN’T ME SO DON’T WAIST MY TIME OK!!!!
CANADIAN MARIJUANA DELIVERY
That’s right! We will actually send you Genuine BC Hydroponics Marijuana, and not some fake “plant matter”!
I’m not sure if you realize this, but over $10 million dollars of weed is shipped out of BC every month. Most of this is done by gangs who have no value for human life, but the funny thing is that 65% of it gets sent out in the mail. YEP, THE FREAKIN’ MAIL! Can you believe that? Some of these crazy people even ship it internationally in the mail. That ain’t my gig, though. I’m not into gangs at all. I’m completely SOLO.
In fact, the only reason I’ve started this is because most of you do not want to deal with some drug dealing low-life whom you do not know or trust. With this kind of person, you never know what you’re getting, and you never know the quality.
With me, you won’t ever need to meet some shady character, or risk getting robbed by some low-life. Your weed will simply be shipped to your door quickly and discreetly.
And why the fuck not? Everyone else is selling weed! We just don’t carry guns, hurt people, steal or rob, and most of all–
WE SURE AS HECK ARE NOT ORGANIZED! LOL!
Just don’t get caught growing the shit unless you want a free 6 month stay at the crowbar hotel. God, the shit should be legalized and taxed so we could all live better lives as a country.
Here’s a little experiment for the Government to do:
Take 100 guys all in their early to late 20s.
Split them into groups of 50, and add 10 girls for each group.
Put 1 group in a bar with all the liquor they want.
Take the other group, give them all the weed they want, and put them in a completely different location. Wait 1 hour–4 drinks later, or 4 tokes later, and see what happens.
The group with the alcohol will be loud and obnoxious. For sure a fight will break out in no time, with bottles smashing and people getting stitches, broken teeth, and hospital bills.
The only fighting from the group smoking weed will be over what toppings will go on the pizzas, and whether they’re getting bread sticks or wings on the side.
So why don’t we switch it up and start supporting the local business, instead of paying for more police to help break up alcohol-fueled fights at every night club in Canada almost every night?
For reasons we don’t need to go into, we can only sell you a maximum of 3.5 grams per week. When you order from McChronalds, you will soon find a discreet envelope in your mailbox. It will contain a pleasant surprise straight from beautiful British Columbia, world famous growers of that ooey-gooey sticky substance we have all been smoking since the beginning of time–good old Tweeds!
We do not sell in volume, and you are limited to 1 purchase per week. We don’t need any feans buying from us. If you smoke more than 3.5 grams a week you are smoking far too much!
Canadian Marijuana Delivery
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THIS SERVICE IS PURELY FOR THOSE OF YOU CANADIANS WHO LIKE TO HAVE A FEW PUFFS HERE AND THERE TO RELAX. IF YOU HAVE MEDICAL ISSUES, I WOULD STRONGLY ADVISE YOU TO SEARCH UP DISPENSARIES IN VANCOUVER. THEY WILL HELP YOU FIND THE RIGHT DOCTOR TO GET YOU A LICENSE TO GROW YOUR OWN POT OR BUY MASS QUANTITIES. YOU WILL HAVE TO HAVE A VALID ILLNESS TO GET A LICENSE.
BC’s #1 export for the past 40-plus years has been Marijuana. No matter where you go in Canada, you will always hear about how great BC weed is. And it’s because we take so much pride and care in making sure we produce the highest grade and best quality product without doing something to it to increase its weight or make it more potent with chemicals. I can’t understand why someone would ruin a good flower by spraying it down or feeding it excessive amounts of chemicals.
HAVE YOU EVER GOT A BURNT LIP
FROM SMOKING A JOINT WHEN IT WASN’T EVEN A ROACH YET?
Reason: It contained chemicals and salts– “Plant Food”–that was still present in the bud/flower and plant matter. Smoking these toxic chemicals causes black ash. This ash is very distinctive, and extremely harmful to your health.