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10 Things Only Pot Smokers Know

Things Pot Smokers Know

Things pot smokers know are looked at as weird by those of you who have never toked.  Here is a list of the 10 things that only pot smokers could understand. I bet almost all of us have experienced and can relate to these:

The Time warp zone.

10 things only pot smokers know
time

This the feeling you get when you’re in a high and it seems like time is moving so slow.  Like you are doing one thing, then all of a sudden you say to yourself “Oh my gosh. It feels like I’m doing this for hours!”

 That “munchies” hit.
munchies
munchies

You come to this point wherein you want something to eat. It’s not that you’re hungry, but you have this huge appetite to indulge on a bag of chips and a whole bar of chocolate at the same time.  Not just that, it makes you wonder how come, the food you are eating right now just tastes soooo good. It feels like heaven!

Get rid of the smell in your room, BY ALL MEANS.

get rid of smell

Things Pot Smokers Know And You Wont Get

Once you light up a joint, you always have to worry that you need to get rid of the smell right before your housemates get a hold of it. I can even remember having a debate with a friend if it is better to get a candle or an incense before having our pot session at home. Sometimes, you may also end up spraying your own perfume just to get rid of it.

The Need To Watch A Movie

movie marathon

movie marathon

One of the best thing to do late at night after smoking MJ is watching a movie. You tend to be so focused on everything that is happening on that screen like you don’t care about anything else in the world. Just make sure that you are not too stoned that you just end up staring at the t.v without understanding anything or worse, end up sleeping.

The LSS “last song syndrome” mode.

lss mode

 

This is when listening to music feels so better that the lyrics of the song kept on lingering in your ears. Well, any sound or word you hear will eventually remain in your system that you can even hear it echoing.

Things Baby Pot Smokers Know
Red Eye Syndrome, Fn Baked

i'm tired

i’m tired

I know I’m in a good high when my eyes get sleepy and I find it so comfortable wearing sunglasses. Some will have red eyes too, so they need to have their eye drops ready.

Dang it, i forgot again.

things pot smokers know

This is being torn with what you need to do and what you want to do. LOL. Just kidding. But admit it, when you’re stoned, you sometimes tend to forget things that you are supposed to do. My boss once forgot that he is supposed to pick me up somewhere, when he just called me like 5 mins earlier. Then he said…

I’m sorry, I’m so high!”, I just blurted out “OK!” which means I fully understand! I do the same thing at about anything that I’m holding, the next minute, I was looking for it and I can’t remember where I put it!

It makes you wonder why something is so funny.

makes you look dumb

laugh

When you’re in a high, there is no bad or corny joke ever! You tend to laugh at any simple funny story. Sometimes, you even laugh your ass out about any funny thing that simply pops out of your mind.

The never ending search for the lighter!

 

waisting money

lighter please

Now, all smokers experience this. You will wonder which is better, having a joint to light without a lighter, or you seeing a bunch of lighters everywhere but you don’t have anything to smoke? Which will piss you off in the end asking,” Where the hell are these lighters gone?”

Cough, cough, cough!

cough your lungs out

Please Just Cough Things Post Smokers Know

I believe almost all of us have experienced that sometimes never ending and uncontrollable coughing after spiffing a toke. You may end up feeling like your throat is super dry, this is also called having cottonmouth. The best way is to chug up a big glass of ice cold water. Whew, that feeling is so refreshing after!